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One of a kind human being! peace
Kelly is one of a kind individual...
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the art of going in a strop for no apparent reason.
"whats she doing?"
"shes doing a kelly..."
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The most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Highly intelligent and equally as witty. Her laugh is uncontrollably contagious and can be heard from the next town. Green eyes that I wish I could dive deep into just to see how everything looks through the most beautiful set around. She's been blessed with a body most women would kill for- literally. Even after giving birth, her body is as addictive as sex to a nymphomaniac. Besides her sexy ass Pilates body.... I'm just as addicted to this woman's heart, mind and soul. She is a phenomenal mother, friend, sister, daughter, employee, student, singer, girlfriend, fiancé and soon to be wife. She brought the most beautiful baby boy into this world. He constantly impresses me and makes me fall more in love with both of them. She gave me her heart and the family that blows my dream family out of the water. Kelly is everything and more. If you had her and lost her, I'm sorry. I have her now and will not lose her. She is my soul mate, best friend and best lover- Forever & Now. She's gonna be my wife and I can't wait. Thank you for loving me Kelly. There is nothing better than MY Kellys love. Find your own Kelly and never let her go.
Me: Kelly kissed me last night!
Older brother: "STFU! You just ruined so many wet dreams"
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A girl who stalks her ex boyfriend. A girl who's very rude, and annoying. A girl who runs her mouth, but never backs it up. A girl that prefers inanimate objects for pleasure rather than a guy. A fake person. Someone who loves attention.
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Someone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.
(See plumbers crack.)
Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.
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Kelly has been mooching rides off me for several years. She never offers to pay for gas and one time my hand was broken and she still made me drive her. I do not like this girl or her ethics/morals.
Kelly please get out of my car.
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A girl that can not go very long without seeing the guy she likes. She will make multiple trips to see him in one day. She will do anything for him even if it means jumping off a bridge. She lies alot and can get away with anything. People belive her very easily. She has a sister that likes to tackle people and go through your phone. She is very funny but can act like a blonde. She does alot of stupid things. She is obsessed with justin bieber.
-Did you go to the justin bieber concert last night?
-Yeah there were a ton of kelli's there!
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