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Kim's Law

Every new head of marketing must push to build a custom CMS

New CMO: "Hey guys! Glad to meet you all. We can all agree that WordPress is garbage, am I right? We're better than that!"
Dev whispers to other dev: "Kim's Law strikes again!"

by mostdangerousofmikes December 6, 2018

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Jennie Kim

To be cute and hot at the same time for no particular reason. To just breathe but be hot af. To captivate everyone's heart just by gulping. To make everyone fall in love just by blinking. Being a Jennie Kim means being perfect af!

"How do I look?"
"You look so Jennie Kim."

I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE THE GIRL SO MUCH!

by It's fucking blue February 4, 2020

127๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim deal

Kim Deal is like your next door neighbor, who happens to be an alternative rock goddess. She plays bass and sings back up vocals in the extremely influental alt rock band, The Pixies. She also fronts her own band The Breeders with her twin sister Kelley Deal. The Breeders are also an influental alt rock band. Kim and Kelley started playing music when they were sixteen. That's almost thirty years they've been making music!
Kim and Kelley are both very beautiful in their own way. They have great personalities which make them gorgous no matter what. And of course they are naturally beautiful anyway.
Kim is very talented. Her bass playing is smooth and bouncy. Her guitar playing is fuzzy goodness. Her drummming is simple but rythmic. Her singing can be sweet and melodic, deep and sexy, creeky and fun, or drunkenly charming.
Kim (and Kelley!) are two of the sweetest women you could ever meet.

Kim Deal: Will Kelley Deal and her tampon please report to the stage for an encore?
*Kelley strangles her*

by dealist October 5, 2005

82๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


yoosung kim

The cutest boy in the world (video game mystic messenger) He may seem like a cute cinnamon roll but he's actually a hidden yandere

yoosung Kim is a sweetheart!

by A god of Otakus July 8, 2019

32๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim junkyu

the world depends on kim junkyuโ€™s happiness and health

when iโ€™m crying and someone ask โ€œwhy are u cryingโ€ the answer will always be kim junkyu

โ€œiโ€™m kim junkyuing โ€ it means โ€œiโ€™m crying cause junkyu is the best human beingโ€

by junkyu mondo dominazione December 27, 2021


kim jonghyun

we call him a beautiful warm blue light that was born in April, 28 years ago. he did the best to save the world from the bad things in the word.

Even though it hurt him, he saved others
no one could save him.

the light blew out in December.

willingly.

sometimes, there's a feeling of warmth and reassurance, and its because only the light blew away, not the warmth.

even if it hurts, memories are something to hold on to. so you can love someone in your heart even when they are nothing but a memory.

December is coming soon, marking one whole year, surprisingly December isn't cold this year.

I wonder why

R.I.P angel.

fly high

be happy :)

we love you.

"did you see it?"
"mhm" I reassured
" what did it look like?"
" it was blue and beautiful"
my heart wavered
"it was warm"

"whos kim jonghyun?"

"hes a Korean pop artist who commit suicide on December 18th, 2017"

by bestestunnieR November 20, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kim Taeyoung

Member of kpop group CRAVITY. Best boy ever, great dancer and amazing vocalist. Youngtae has incredible visuals. Tiktok king, their official account is mainly him. In other words, he is the most gorgeous human being <3

Person 1: Hey, who is this boy? He is handsome!
Person 2: Oh, that's Kim Taeyoung from Cravity! You should definitely check this group, they are so talented!

by Puma with daisies December 23, 2020