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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 11, 2012

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Kristen woodall

Some one who is very sarcastic about coming to partys and is not invited to any partys ever again

-Is she coming to the party

- Idk she is being a kristen woodall

by Gilly Monster September 9, 2010

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Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gross Kristen butt

Gross Kristen butt is an extreme form of cooties that effects girls name Kristen and makes them super needy Harry Potter dorks

Ewww gross Kristen butt!!!

by phrog2011 July 22, 2019

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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira June 2, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kristen Stewart

An overrated and mediocre actress, while her recent movie such as Spencer that came out recently was somehow acclaimed by critics for her portrayal of Princess Diana, her other films such as Twilight just boring and lifeless (or not terrible). Moreover, she tries to be superior than any other actress, claiming she wants to best actress in the world, and yet failed to do so. She isn't closed enough to the top actress such as Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Emma Watson, or etc. Plus, she is a spoiled brat, PERIOD.

The best way to scare the crap out of her is to bring horses whenever you see her, as she had an Equinophobia, the fear of horses. To end this definition, she is a hypocrite, she claims that other actress are not beautiful and talentless, yet she herself show the exact opposite.

Kristen Stewart is a definition of hypocrisy and degenerate.

by The-dirtydancingdude November 22, 2021


Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013