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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022


human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by February 25, 2023


human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by February 25, 2023


Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023