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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2021


kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen March 21, 2014


Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 13, 2024


Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).

Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."

by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018