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When a male in a relationship ejaculates onto his female partners butt. This can be done while he is rubbing his penis in between her butt cheeks, or masturbating. If the girlfriend is too tired, not motivated, or busy with something else, she may let her male partner do this so she doesn't have to participate, yet her boy friend will be able to ejaculate.
Jenny was tired after a long day at school, so she gave her boy friend a lazy girlfriend
Stephanie was busy online, so her boyfriend Connor asked her politely for a lazy girlfriend
A woman that can not cook clean or go get a job, sits on her ass 24/7 and think she's on due to welfare or her children ssi
Bitch get your lazy ass up and cook lazy bitch
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A mohawk that is never spiked, and is off to one side with the rest of the head, and the back of the head, shaved.
guy 1: "Dude, did you hear that this guy named OSSISS invented the lazy hawk?"
guy 2: "Yeah, I hear everyone is copying him now."
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A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.
”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”
-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
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An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.
1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"
2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.
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(V) A very specific sexual position
The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..
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