Chicken leaf

Chicken leaf is when one puts several dingle berries on the other's penis, and the other one pecks the "berries" off with their arms in a chicken wing motion.

Hey babe.... Chicken leaf?

leaf plot

leaf plot doesn't have an actual meaning. it is a conceptual object and everybody has one. usually used for compliments when you can't put your finger on what it is you like about the person.

1) "ayo ma lemme holla I seen yo leaf plot from across the room I jus had to say sum"
"awww thanks boo yours ain't bad yourself where u get it"
"walmart yktfv

2) "what you so geeked about"
"somebody on the YOLO App said my leaf plot poppin!"

Leaf Plot

Leaf Plot doesn't mean shit. It's just a stupid thing dumb bitches say to mess with you. A leaf plot is not a real thing!!!

Dumb bitch: "heyyy I like your leaf plot!"
Somebody who knows wassup: "FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH DAT BULLSHIT"

Leaf emoji

Drugs

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leaf eater

an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)

My boss was quite the leaf eater, 6' 6"
tall, and 275 pounds!

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Leaf Grief

The remorse you have the following day after a heavy session of marijuana.

"Dude, I woke up this morning with the biggest case of leaf grief. I need to stop hitting that double chamber so hard.."

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leaf furret

A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.

<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!

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