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A form of lean which contains no codeine.
Legal Lean is normally mixed with a syrup that contains numerous stress relievers, sleep assistance's, and other form of chemicals to "relax". Most commonly "A.K.A. Lean", "Legal Lean", "Sippin Syrup", and simply just "Relaxation Syrup". These syrups range from low prices to high depending on the company and chemicals, and normally are packaged with 2 ounce containers.
To create Legal Lean you must:
1. Pour sprite into a cup
2. Pour the Legal Lean into the cup
3. Sip
Person 1: "Bro, I'm exhausted from work today."
Person 2: "Pour up some Legal Lean."
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"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.
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1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
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Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.
He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod
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Noun- Legal Crack is the red powder that gets on your fingers when eating hot chips.
1) Damn, Brian, can I snuff some of your Legal Crack stash?
2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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Gerald: I’m street legal. Do you know what that means
Chris: no
Gerald: I had a vasectomy
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1. Not blind
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"
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