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The luckiest but smallest weenee in the world, except for the Chinese weenee.
This guy has such a leprechaun weeneee.
The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.
after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun
(n) A hickey
Friend 1: What's that on your neck? Is it a bruise?
Friend 2: It's a Leprechaun Punch.
When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!
March 17th St Patrick’s day , when 2 leprechauns/2 short gingers are forced to get married. Only on St Patrick’s they may be married , otherwise the other humans (also known as gremlins) who demand entertainment will destroy them.
“A wise being that goes by Saito (not an inside joke) referred to this event as a“ historical moment “ he claimed that a child would be born with orange skin, and the approximate height of an Oompa Loompa” - don’t let two leprechauns have a child. -
person #1:wow is it March 17th!?
person #2:yep , u know what that means?
ginger #2:please , no.
person #1:ITS LEPRECHAUN WEDDING DAY!!
ginger2:NOOOOOOOOOOO
person #1 : What day is it today?
person #2 : leprechaun marriage.
person #1 : the hell is that?
person #2 : “Beats me, some weird group of children with strange biscuits in they’re mouths told me this”
leprechaun marriage
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