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"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"
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Dear ______________,
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)
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1. to have sex
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
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Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.
Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.
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the letter p but it has detachment issues
"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."
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In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!
ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!
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definition 1 : something i cant write for shit
definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*