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A political group of people who vote democrat mostly based off of emotions.
“Yooo look at that dumbass voting for biden what a liberal” sorry I used 2 dumbass and 1 child sniffer in my sentence
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Plural of liberal. See my other definition.
Liberals aren't as bright as they think they are.
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Liberals are so smart.They're super smart.
That's why they do super smart things like appoint Dean as their party's chairman.
Howard Dean says: "YEEEEEEEAAAARGH!!!!"
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1) Aging hippie douchebags who think they know whats best for america.
2) Teenagers, who found it convenient to start being a liberal when pot and sexual experimentation became accessible in their life.
3) That eco terrorist who lives a few houses down from you.
4) Almost everyone in college.
5) PETA
Liberals know that living in tents/compost piles while having free unprotected sex and kissing a gay man's ass is the CORRECT way to be ethically, environmentally, and politically correct.
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Who the fuck even knows what this means anymore. The dictionary definition of liberal is someone who gives freely, but the word is now used by stick-up-the-ass politicians who think that all liberals want to turn America into a communist country and are baby rapists/murderers/terrorists/jews as a synonym for "bad." Their followers, a.k.a douchebags who think they know everything about politics because they once saw an advertisement on TV for Michelle Bachmann also use the word like this.
Often accompanied by words like "media," "spoonfed," and "commies."
Hey guys, check out this awesome drinking game I came up with! Let's listen to a Herman Cain speech, and every time we hear the word "liberal," we take a drink!
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people such as those who run this website and if you speak out against them they play with the vote tallies until the votes come out in their favor
also republicanliberals who although they have a complete monopoly on power and on all branches of government fail to represent those who voted for them as they are SUPPOSED to do (being that this is SUPPOSED to be a representative democracy) and haven't done one damn thing they are supposed to such as overturn roe v. wade , get the Satanic Darwinian indoctrination out of our schools , demolish the UN , deport 11 million illegal aliens , etc. and demolish the polytheocracy that exists in this country and secure our borders.
liberals to the left and liberals to the right , piss and shit on this fucker its a dictatorship gimme a flag to crap on and wipe my butt on and i'll pretend its bill clintons face
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The most butchered and corrupt word in the English language.
Originally meant somebody who believes in individual liberty and personal sovereignty, now means the complete opposite. Modern "liberalism" is an authoritarian collectivist ideology that is much closer to fascism and Communism than classical liberalism, with modern liberals believing that big government is the solution to every problem.
The funny part is the actual reason behind the corruption of this word, which was conservatives calling statist-socialists "too liberal" for supporting things like the legalization of homosexuality, the separation of church and state and soft drug laws.
Modern liberal: I support freedom of speech for everyone but extremists and haters.
Classical liberal: Everyone should have freedom of speech no matter how far their views stretch from the norm, after all it is those for whom freedom of speech exists to protect.
Modern liberal: People shouldn't be allowed to own guns because they're dangerous.
Classical liberal: When guns are criminalized, only criminals have guns. Everyone should have the right to defend themself and their property from criminals and tyrannical governments with a firearm.
Modern liberal: Marijuana should be decriminalized, taxed and regulated by the government.
Classical liberal: All drugs should be completely legalized to be grown and traded by whoever wants to grow and trade them. What somebody grows, trades or smokes is up to them, not the government.
Modern liberal: A high income tax is a necessity.
Classical liberal: Income tax is theft by thugs with guns.
Modern liberal: The government should be there to make sure people don't make bad decisions.
Classical liberal: People should take more personal responsibility for themselves.
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