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life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda April 21, 2012

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life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

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life

The slowest form of deaths

Life is just slowly dying

by Broben5 December 30, 2017

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life

Sh#t that happens when you trying to do other stuff

I was planning on going to Las Vegas for vacation but my girlfriend just told me she's pregnant, now i have to save money for the baby, oh well that's life.

by frostyflakes51590 February 21, 2012

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life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling March 30, 2016

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life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

by alchoholicanonymous June 21, 2015

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life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

by Jeffy ham January 18, 2015

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