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life

Getting your shit hole eat out

She tossed my salad and it felt so freaking wonderful is the life

by gcock June 03, 2013


life

The only chance you have within a small time frame to do something amazing in this world.

The earth is 4.543 billion years old with life beginning from a mineral pool of water. Time is what has brought us here to now reading this. (Now go watch David Attenborough)

by Bakedkipling March 30, 2016


life

the most unfair thing in the world

life sucks and i hate it

by numberone111 June 01, 2009


life

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

by alchoholicanonymous June 21, 2015


life

1) related to commuting suicide due to depression

He boy life because he was sad

by Jay Raw March 10, 2018


life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

by Jeffy ham January 18, 2015


life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014