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When you cut a lime in half and a girl squeezes and wipes it all over your balls and choad, then licks it off. Note this is strictly for heterosexual couples. The homosexual version of this is called a "Lime Petey."
Dan: After a couple of kamakazes Jake's mom gave me a Lime Riki.
Steve: Is that why Jake keyed your car?
Dan: Probably.
A Corona with lime juice. Its damn good.
A: "Hey i wanna see you chuck that lime quesadilla."
B:"I'm already done."
uhhhhh bruh can choose between the annoying truth you should listen to , smart, or always dying or mostly right. Lime might be treated as stupid and red is smart, uhhhh its the other way. Any way, lime is always doing task. lime never leaves the game be like lime
red: lime
Lime(right): red caught 4k
everybody: purple
Lime among us : face palm
A diet pepsi with lime flavoring. A.K.A. the most amazing summer beverage in the entire world.
Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any diet pepsi lime?
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail
while cocktailing at home and using the same glass, you accumulate limes as the night goes on. After the third cocktail, or when you see you have three limes in your glass, you feel a good buzz.
I was about three limes deep when the stripper showed up.
An aborted Carona fetus. Complete mediocrity supported by dudes that secretly want to drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and suck on fluorescent sugary cocks. Flying off store shelves because douchebags have been popping out of vagina's in abundance lately
"Hey, Ted has some Bud Light Lime!"
"Hey, Ted is a fag!"
(meanwhile Ted is running to the bathroom to remove his tampon and listen to Hinder)
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