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The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.
The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.
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Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.
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When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time
Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion
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What Spock found floating in the toilet.
Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87
Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.
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The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.
Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
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When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.
Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”
Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.