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Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl
He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner
A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness
A self-constructed and coherent philosophy, aesthetic, or way of being in the world. Derives from within and is never articulated, so experts find it difficult to quantify. As a way of life, it is followed without thought. Lonerism is a method of survival above all else. References include Tame Impala’s studio album by the same name.
Dude: I decided to follow a life laid out for me by the tenets of lonerism.
Other dude: Care to explain?
A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.
He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner
Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)
John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
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