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Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit
Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life
Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome
also a loser
These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
Purposely irritating someone to the point they actually get mad.
They we’re having a good time till she started lorenzoing.
Lorenzo PullYaySay is a guy who is really talented and and funny. He really dislikes bully’s! Lorenzo PullYaySay was on the 1st National Tour of The SpongeBob Musical
Friend #1: I’m going to tell Lorenzo PullYaySay that you’re bullying me!
Friend #2: Oh yeah? What’s he going to do? Ground me?
Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’
-the hottest man alive
-hot Italian man
-sexy as fuck
Lorenzo Zurzolo is married to me