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The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!
Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.
Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much
beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while
When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.
A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!
When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.
Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!
Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum
The only thing we need in this world. only he matters.
A character from the show "Banana Fish", original source is a manga written by Akimi Yoshida and is well-known for being notoriously heart-breaking.
Person 1: "Yut Lung is my favourite banana fish character"
Person 2: "No way dude, really?? I kin him"
The yellow opaque phlegm one coughs up, usually from the result of an infection. Can also come in the colors of green, brown, and gray.
I just coughed up a dense lung muffin. Hope that's the last one from this cold.