Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

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Ass M & M’s

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

m&m

nipples.

Your m&m is showing on the right side.

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m&m guy

The M&M (usually red) who has arms and legs.

Aw, man. M&M Guy got hit by a truck in the commercial.

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French M&M

The act of filling an Easter egg completely with a solid chunk of shit.

Easter was my favorite holiday until my parents replaced all my eggs with French M&Ms

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Red m&m

Green m&m pussy destroyer

Red m&m did a number on green m&m’s pussy last night

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