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Let me tell you something about Mac Pains, it is when you're having trouble operating a Mac computer.
This computer is giving me mac pains.
The lead of CSI:NY played by Gary Sinise who goes by Mac because he was given the unfortunate name of Mackenna. Very driven about his work. Not that he does much work. Mac relies mostly on his sixth sense of "Who dunnit". Is known for saying he never strays from the rules, but in reality he enters reckless situations quite often because he knows he is a superhero that can never be harmed.
Superhero Mac Taylor has survived explosions, gunshots, hostage situations and all without any serious injuries.
While the other CSIs use forensics to solve crimes Mac uses his instincs which have never before proven false, from identifying killers to knowing where to check for evidence.
Like bisexual or heterosexual. The trend of Mac users to hang around with each other, discussing about their Macs and what they can do, which has now taken the proportions of a new sexual trend.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Jake yesterday? He ignored that hot chick who was staring at him and instead preferred to talk with a total stranger about their Macs.
Guy 2: Alas, I think Jake is becoming a Mac sexual.
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Mac Mall. Excellent rapper repping Cali. Released his first CD at 16 in the early nineties and has been on the grind since. Great lyrics (better than those that usually come from the west coast). Criminally underrated.
"Damn son, Mac Mall is one hell of a rapper. You got that Immaculate CD?"
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A long coat usually ankle length in order to conceal the flashers naked body until he / she is ready to expose oneself to an unsuspecting passer by
I was walking through the park one day when all of a sudden a man in a flashers mac exposed himself to me
(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.
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A burger that over the years gets smaller and smaller
Back in 1990 i remember this thing being bloody huge, now days its the size of a tennis ball.
What ever happened to the fucking "big mac"?
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