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If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.
Damnn you see that, he has a gold magnum
The act of being tenderly sodomized by a well mustachioed man.
Last night, Thomas drove us out to the beach where we spilt a case of Coops beer and then he gave me the 'Magnum G. I.'
A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.
Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.
Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.
Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces
One who has a very large you know!!! And the hustle is just as Big!!!
Dale is Magnum Made. I need that in my life gurl.
Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder
-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum