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Manchester based football team
London based fans!
"Who do you support?"
"Manchester united"
"Where do u come from?"
"South london"
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Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
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A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.
After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.
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The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.
Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.
local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..
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Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.
Manchester City are a small club.
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A street in the CBD of Christchurch, New Zealand, well known for it's prostitutes. Frequented by seedy old men, murderers, and pranking teenage boys. The prostitutes on Manchester Street are pretty feral, and will often give chase. Especially to cars when the traffic lights are read.
Many teenage boys drive down Manchester street at night, yelling things at the hookers. One such time, I overheard somebody yell out "Did you cook me some dinner before you went to work, Mum?" Two hookers chased the car down the street, and one threw a bottle at it.
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3rd biggest team in machester, after city and their 2nd team
manchester urinate ain't winning the league
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