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A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!
Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles
"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"
Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.
"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"
A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.
All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.
Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.
John: Howdya do though?
Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
A series of bad dreams in a single night.
"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."
when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.
boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait
The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)
I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.