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An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.
"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"
Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!
"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"
An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.
Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!
When your friend has too many Margaritas, he turns into a Margarita Boi
Damn, Josh had too many margs! He's turning into a Margarita Boi
The sexual act or desire to put a rim of salt around a person’s asshole, then eating their ass along with the rim of salt.
Yea they were a cool date, they even gave me a Margarita Rimjob in bed. I have a new kink now.