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Marijuana

Just another mainstream drug, that mainly losers use.
Losers being people who are so dissatisfied with their lives, that they have to be under the influence of something to be able to actually endure it. And instead of doing something to better themselves, they get high.
Also very popular with angsty teenagers and immature adults.
If that isn't a good enough reason NOT to smoke it, it also smells like shit.

"Hey guyzzzz lets smoke some Marijuana!"
"Yea because its SOOOOOO cool!!!"
"If you don't smoke weed ur soo lAME!!!11!"

by shanzormasteroftheuniverse November 27, 2009

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marijuana

the greatest thing on the planet

holy fuck if you don't know what marijuana is get the fuck off the internet

by always take a hojoe to go July 20, 2015

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marijuana

If your planning to skim over my definition, basicly what i'm trying to say is that Marijuana isn't addictive at first and it is probobly about as dangerous as tobacco.

To start, I want to say that America hates Marijuana and having no personal experiance with weed, some of my facts might be flawed. I studied it out of curiosity and tried to ignore all of the bias information and this is some of the most controversial information that I learned:

Marijuana most likely not initially addictive. Like sex, it can be pleasent, and is often considered addictive. After a while your body begins to associate being high as normal so it will send signals requesting more. It is a fact that tobacco is more addictive although possibly less dangerous. This is not proven though. One reason this is believed is because Marijuana is often laced in a stronger, more addictive drug to keep the clients getting more from the dealer. That is a probable reason that many addicts move on to stronger drugs.

That is all I have to say. I'm not necessarily saying that i'm pro Marijuana leagalization, but I do belive that it would be less shady and less likely to be laced with another drug. If you found my definition to be at all helpful, please give me a thumbs up. : )

by StatNerd May 6, 2010

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Marijuana

One of the reasons why southern California is such a shithole. It is a gateway drug, dont believe a stoner telling you it isnt.

Can cause amotivational syndrome in a lot of people who smoke a lot. You may ignore the social ladder, but it wont ignore you.

It hinders your memory. (during and after useage)

An overrated drug that is cool to do when you are in your early 20s for experimentation purposes, but should hope to not be doing by the time you have children. Less than 1% of the population smokes it for a reason. It does cause emphysema if used chronically.

It doesnt kill you, but there are many more things in life that it may prevent you from exploring.

Most people shouldnt be doing drugs unless they are experimenting or need them for medical purposes. Possession charge on your record is not worth it. It is illegal and most likely will be for your lifetime.

It is not JUST economics. There are good reasons why it is regulated WORLDWIDE.

Leave it subculture. Learn to enjoy life with some exercise, protected sex, coffee, and an occasional alcoholic beverage. It isnt so bad. People arent perfect and marijuana isnt going to fix the problems of society (neither is lsd...although dont we all wish).

Dude 1: Yo friend everybody should smoke marijuana and wed all barter and live happily as one love.

Friend 1: No dude I dont think so.

Dude 1: You're a hater.

Friend 2: No dude, you are high and incapable of making great decisions. Maybe you should try some coke and see where that gets you.


by sindelisuous March 6, 2009

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marijuana

the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.

marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by The Mr Needles Experience March 22, 2007

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Marijuana

marijuana ciggys are natural, unlike tobacco ciggys, which have tar and rat poison added to them.
marijuana:it grows outta the ground and is natural.
tobacco:grow outta the ground and a bunch of s**t is added to it

Marijuana:If it grows outta the ground its good for you.

by don't give a f**k April 1, 2009

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Marijuana

An ironically unique plant often grown on college campuses and comes in many forms. Widely grown for "recreational purposes", it is a substance which you know the D.A.R.E officer told you not to smoke. Just call it herbal incense, yeah, there you go. *See Nelai's definition for greater expanse.* Referred to as a gateway drug; why, because it has a buzz that just pales in comparison to other stuff of its effects. I could see why people like it, but it isn't worth your time, people. (Also called hemp)

A verdant, jagged-edged plant in which pushers and users collect the leaves/buds from to grind into smokable form, can also be eaten (not tasty).

by Smkngmgc June 14, 2004

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