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Marina is a sexy beautiful person. If you ever meet a Marina never turn her down always listen to what she has to say because she is very wise and smart. She may seem weird at first but once you get to know her you can see her mysterious sexy personality. I have never met someone more hot and sexy then Marina. Her body is curvy and her booty is squishy. Never tell Marina she is wrong because she will slap you, she is always right. Her big brown eyes and straight brown hair will make you want to get to know her, and you won’t regret it. Her love for animals and young children makes a marina even more attractive!
“Did you see Marina today she was dressed up as Motomoto! So big and chunky!”
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marina bitch is what you call your best friend. She will make you laught and is two sided. She’ll probably be baking cookies at 2:00am and make real dirty jokes. She loves the winter and says she’s fat as fuck when’s she’s not.
Friend:MARINA! Bitch I want some of thooose!
Marina bitch:Ok but if I eat one I’ll get diabetes
Friend: ... u skinny af
Marina Bitch: *is shoving cookies in her mouth*
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One who finds the contents of someone else's ability to look like Marina Diamandis, above and beyond any other characteristics.
Wow FROOT is dope yo, i think i might be Marina Diamandisexual
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...a wonderful massage by Marina or Bae.
The perfect stress reliever. I wish I could pay for a lifetime service; and cut out all the other customers. Such a sweet thing to have performed. Hands on the situation and everything semens to come out right, everytime.
Hey Frank, did you take my advice and get a Marina Bodyrub ?
Yes, I did Bro., and WOW you can do as long as you like, $200, $400, etc. but she always completely covers my hard to get at areas. I definitely think it's worthy of promoting.
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A boat dealership that is full of headass retards. No one knows what they’re talking about and their sales department is full of faggots that have no idea what they’re talking about.
Boy 1: I just bought a boat from parks marina!
Boy 2: Your such a dumbass.
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An Eros Massage that you can get by Marina, or any Bae.
Hey Frank, did you get a Marina Bodyrub ?
Yes, I did. It was 2 -4 hundred dollars, but worthy of promoting.
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That one idol of the splatoon franchise that gave everyone with good taste the middle finger
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