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On the first day of December (December 1th) , You have to Marry a furry if you participated in Beat A Furry, Hug A Furry or Kiss A Furry Day and you cannot fight back
You have to marry a furry because it’s Marry A Furry Day!
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A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".
Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.
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A syndrome wherein a Gentile desires to marry a Jewish person because they believe that Jews are nicer and/or more affluent than most other people.
Why is Cindy going to a synagogue? Isn't she a Baptist?
She suffers from marry-jew-wanna.
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When same sex marriage became legal in the state of Iowa, this term became widely used to offend people.
Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.
This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.
"Hey man what are you doing?"
"I'm just fixing my hair real quick"
"Wow dude go get married"
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A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.
I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.
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Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana
"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".
SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.
One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.
Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.
The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know
She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid
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