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1:A gigantic store with nothing to buy and every time they remodel the inside their inventory gets smaller and the store seems to get larger.
2:Also after christmas it seems they forget all about stocking up on their inventory.
3:Departments that seem so far away that you need to have either walkie-talkees or cellphones if your in a party more than one in case one goes to the food and the other goes to the mens clothing and the other goes to electronics
4:Going in late at night. All those check-out lanes and only two ever seems to be open if you go in late at night and a:every employee seems to be watching you b:all the security cameras seem to be watching you and c:it seems like someone tails you every where you go. So why don't they just close it after 10 p.m like every other department store if they are that afraid of inventory shrinkage. and the final d:you seem to reach the check-out lane late at night at the exact time those only two lanes that are changing the money in the cashier forcing you to wait 30 minutes
5:It takes an average 15 minutes to find a parking space, 15 minutes to get into the store, 15 minutes to get to get to the department you want to get too inside Wal-Mart, 30 minutes in the check-out lane, 15 minutes to get back-out, and the final 15 minutes to figure out where you parked your P.O.S
Oh look it's tax free weekend and all those rednecks at the Wal-Mart
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A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.
Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
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noun: a fucked up store that has everything made in indonesia and hires illegal immigrants all the while putting up with rednecks ghettos and those loser kids from the gay commercials. in business land wal-mart is the faggit who somehow has everything and is rushed everyday
verb: to get ruined and replaced by someone with 1/3 the quality and who is cheap as hell
1. henrique and jose cleaned up the wal-mart while helping shaniqua and tyrone find shirts with dragons and flames on it
2. guy 1: poor kid...
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: bobby got wal-mart'd by tht fag alfonso
guy 2: ouch..
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a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....
did u hear about dat guy who tried to steal s snickers from Wal-Mart??? they killed him....
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a small put together church that is located in a shopping center. Often refered to as just "Christian" not at all formal. instead of communion they get juice and bread, kind of like snack time in kindergarden
they dont want to be part of a religion even though it was cool, instead they decided instead to go to church mart and get a 2 for 1 special on communion on isle 5,
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slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.
"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car
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A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.
In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.
*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?
*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there
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