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D-Mart

A Dumpster, or Dumpsters in general. Used in the context of dumpster diving.

"Hey, I burned you a CD."

"Why is it in a DVD case?"

"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."

"It says 'Blockbuster'."

"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."

"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."

"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."

"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."

"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"

"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "

"Oh, just shut up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

"So what's on the CD?"

by Whatever man May 09, 2008


Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

by Rocky Skyline November 05, 2009


Wal-mart

a place where if you shoplift, you are chased out to the parking lot by gaurds, slammed to the floor, and eventually suffocate to death.....

did u hear about dat guy who tried to steal s snickers from Wal-Mart??? they killed him....

by jubjub November 29, 2005


wal-mart

noun: a fucked up store that has everything made in indonesia and hires illegal immigrants all the while putting up with rednecks ghettos and those loser kids from the gay commercials. in business land wal-mart is the faggit who somehow has everything and is rushed everyday

verb: to get ruined and replaced by someone with 1/3 the quality and who is cheap as hell

1. henrique and jose cleaned up the wal-mart while helping shaniqua and tyrone find shirts with dragons and flames on it

2. guy 1: poor kid...

guy 2: what happened?

guy 1: bobby got wal-mart'd by tht fag alfonso

guy 2: ouch..

by gfhfghtjt August 19, 2006


e-mart

slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.

"meet me at e-mart, we'll grab a blunt and go blaze it at the handball courts in my car

by jack carol December 09, 2005


Church-Mart

a small put together church that is located in a shopping center. Often refered to as just "Christian" not at all formal. instead of communion they get juice and bread, kind of like snack time in kindergarden

they dont want to be part of a religion even though it was cool, instead they decided instead to go to church mart and get a 2 for 1 special on communion on isle 5,

by Laura Curry August 12, 2005


wal*mart

A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.

*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?

*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there

by grahamman December 15, 2003