Old Lives Matter

In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?

Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?

Old Lives Matter...

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Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.

Did you know that black olives matter now?

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Grass Lives Matter

A newly-founded movement that states that we, as well as animals, are all plants. It is often regarded as a philosophy.

As previously established, it is stated that we are all wood. Then, paper is our skin ripped off. Wood. Wood is made of carbon. We are all made of carbon. Animals are made of carbon. Some animals eat grass. That's because trees are at war with all other plants. They are parasites. The plant eating trees eat plants, killing them. But the animals that eat other animals are traitors. They decided #GrassLivesMatter and they started killing other trees.

The founders of this philosophy are unknown. However, we should all thank them for this wonderful movement.

"Hey, did you hear of the Grass Lives Matter movement? Nothing like that Black Lives Matter bullshit! Hippies were right all along!"

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Nothing Else Matters

(By Metallica)The best fucking song in the world.

"...So close no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever, trust in who we are
And nothing else matters..."

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is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .

Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .

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Dark matter reactor

Metal balls middle of four pew pew things lol

Dark matter reactor go brr when meltdown

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create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.