Maybe baby gravy

Any jizz like substance that is hanging off something

Is that gel or maybe baby gravy on your face slut?

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Yes no maybe so

Yes no maybe so is a game show held between two people where they ask a question to an eraser then tose the eraser into the air and see what is land on yes no maybe so

Jamaica: is todd a gay pedo

Yes no maybe so: •lands on yes•

Kaelon: i knew it he always watches me in the bathroom

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maybe cake

A possibly existent cake that one receives on his/her birthday.

Kid: Ooh are we having cake later for my birthday?
Mom: Maybe, dear. We may be having a maybe cake later.

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New Mexico maybe

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

Michael Maybe

A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".

Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...

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maybe she snapped

a phrase stan twitter should stop using

Stan: *Posts a video of Ariana Grande singing*
Another stan: Maybe she snapped

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