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The next Lebron James whos going to USC for a year and there going to win a championship.
OJ Mayo real name is Ovinton J'Anthony
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When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.
Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"
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a cumshot
during sexual intercause i had salty mayo in cindy's face
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When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
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well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again
ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo
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When one guy jacks off and cums on the other guy's dick for lubrication during anal sex.
Tony forgot the lube so I gave him a mayo slider instead.
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1. Warm man sludge
2. Male ejacolate
Tami has hot mayo all over her face on account of that blumpkin she just gave me.
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