A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing
Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.
When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy
Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
I'll be right back guys, just gotta go check on my meatloaf.