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Metros City, commonly know as just metros or metro is a nightclub located in Perth, Australia where a large populous of mainly Asian (local and foreign) individuals congregate for a night of fun. There are lots of hardcore gangsters there and if your not careful they might just take you to the outside main road blocking all incoming traffic and talk aggressive to you. People are dressed averagely/good, at times you can see someone wearing a tee-shirt with some jeans. There is a terrible ratio of sexes, usually being around 4 males to 1 female however on events it is more balanced but still with more males. At times you will see underage teenyboppers who somehow managed to get into the club usually by a method called "going through the back door". The club is very big and consists of 3 levels, the dance floor, the 2nd floor and the top smoking floor. The club is good for events.
A: "Lets go to metros this saturday night?"
B: "yeah lets get crunk in that motherfucker and get some bitchezzz"
A: "Hey did you hear that someone got stabbed in metros city?"
B: "Yeah I heard some guy killed another guy for stepping on his shoe"
A: "You sure? Someone else told me that he was dry humping his girlfriend all night and touching her ass"
B: "Oh I thought that is allowed at metros? Damn I better stop doing it".
A: "METROSSSSS WAS TEH BEST! WAZ SO DRUNK AFTER DRINKIN THAT SHOT OF BISARDI 151 DAMMM LETS DOIT AGAIN BOIIS
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."
A: "YO i got a fake id y'all"
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."
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Woman’s Definition: A man who is in touch with the needs and feelings of woman; he’s not afraid to show his feminine side. A Metro Sexual male is meticulous, fashion-conscience and, fabulous dresser. Metro Sexual are the man women wish their husbands/boyfriends were.
Non-Metro Sexual Male’s Definition: A metro Sexual Male is a gay man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. I.e. A Metro Sexual is a gay man!
He's Metro Sexual but hasn't come out of the closet.
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a pretty good band with average lyrics(filled with cheesy pick up lines) but good instrumentals.
they get a lot of crap about being for 13 year old teenybopper whore girls who scream because they just found out in thier j-14 magazine that 2 guys in the band have siblings in hannah montana.
they are also a band who are bound to sell out the day they hit top 40, simply because they let out such information.
13yr old girl: OMGGG! i totally love metro station!!! i heard shake it on the radio! and it makes me so trendy to listen to techno! metro station rocks! i hope they go on tour with miley cyrus!!
me: shut up bitch. you wouldnt know good music if it was forced up your ass.
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Male that acts like a fag to score chicks.
Look at that metro sexual with his frosted hair, what a wanna be fag...
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(n.) mët-ro nërd. A metro nerd is a person who wears skinny jeans, square, plastic, black-framed glasses, and enjoys getting dressed up and pretty while also indulging in Indie-style clothing and nerdy things such as scientific calculators and superheroes. Guys are more often metro nerds than girls are and girls love metro nerdy guys.
Kid A: "Do you see that boy with those huge, square glasses?"
Kid B: "I see him, he's cute."
Kid A: "Yeah, and he's a metro nerd."
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biggest (or should i say smallest) piece of shit. a crappy little hatchback car that has about 50 horsepower, and is known to break down frequently. normally comes complete with a 3 cylinder 1.0 L engine, which one could smoke riding on a lawnmower. normally teenagers who cannot afford anything slightly better or poor white trash are seen driving these. any approaching geo metro can be heard by the loud "putt putt putt" sounds they tend to emit.
yo, me and my crackaz were racin in our pimpin geo metros and ford festivas. the guy mowing his lawn on his john deere fuckin smoked us.
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If he don't trust you Future gon shoot you
Young thug: *starts Twitter beef with young metro (metro boomin)
Future: 🔫
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