Finnley Meyer is the cutest boy ever I’m so lucky to have him<3
A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women
Introduced in the second Forgotten Past book Her Secret Powers. She is best friends with Penelope Houston and is one of the smartest and attractive students at Greenspan and later becomes friends with Calista.
"Scarlet Meyer is one of the smartest and probably one of the hottest girls in the school!"
A dirty meyer is when a guy butt fucks a male horse and a woman is sucking off the horse. Then the horse kicks the female participant in the ribs.
Woman: Ow! Man my ribs hurt so bad
Guy: Why’s that?
Woman: Me and Jeff had a Dirty Meyer last night
Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.
Wow watch out caden and Meyer have lightsabers