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Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

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Milwaukee Snake Charmer

The process of a man's partner inserting a gummy worm into the urethra of his erect penis. Once fully inserted the partner performs oral sex until the man reaches climax, thus ejecting the gummy worm and seamen into the partners mouth.

Also known as "The Cummy Worm" in some parts of Canada.

Brenda gave me a Milwaukee snake charmer last night. It hurt at first but Brenda seems to love it.

by bunky paterson January 17, 2011

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milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018


milwaukee foot job

When you step in a girls cunt and wear it as a boot.

Hey bro, I gave that hoe a milwaukee foot job last night.

by Funnysexymoves April 25, 2016

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Milwaukee Neck Tie

This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.

My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.

by OC_Sandman October 5, 2009

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Milwaukee Noodle

n. Shoving ranch dressing and spaghetti through a tube in someone's anus. Then removing the tube and eating the spaghetti with spork while the person with spaghetti in their anus is yelling, "I gotta poop!"

The most romantic thing after sex is a milwaukee noodle.

by Patrick Hudson May 14, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


University School of Milwaukee

Usm is a private school located in River Hills, Wisconsin, a suburb of Milwaukee. Usm is often given a negative reputation of having only rich, snobbish students. As a student it is easy to say that there are many students who are not rich or snobbish. Obviously there are some students who are rich, elitist, and have all the coolest cloths (like at just about every school), however they are a minority. 1/4 of USM students get financial aid. It is important for a prospective student to visit Usm to form their own opinions as to what the student population is like.

University School of Milwaukee is a school in Wisconsin.

by Iamanactor January 21, 2007

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