A game where youtubers or older people play as Pedophiles
Vikkstar: (Does intro)
Dumb kids: ayyyyy Minecraftttt
Smart meme kids: *whisphers* Pedophile...
the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch
A game that makes neckbeards who hate Fortnite think that they’re cool
Minecraft is so wholesome 100 chungus Keanu
The game that everyone makes fun of but in reality its better than most games and its like 10 yrs old
A place where little kids get triggered
I am so mad!!! He blew up my house in minecraft
Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.
Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.