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Missouri Mudhole

The sexual act of shitting in the woman's mouth and proceeding to skullfuck her.

Dude I had a crazy night with Casey last night! I gave her a Missouri Mudhole!

by Gnarles Barkley 816 November 14, 2013

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Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION

MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU

by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022

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California, Missouri

1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!

You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!

by ChickenF*cker December 28, 2011

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california missouri

Small village consisting of ass jacks and short dick fuck heads! Containing one celebrity know world wide for his acts of randomness shit. This fine individual is Allan Lutz. Weather he is driving a totaled trashed car or pissing the cops off getting kicked out of nic nac his entertainment is endless. There are also a few historic sites including village green a breeding ground for 14 year olds and proctor park where dildos transform dumpsters into boats.

Jimmy: I fucking hate California missouri let's move

Consuela: atleast we don't live in Tipton

Jimmy: good point

Consuela: we need more lemon pledge

Jimmy: bitch stfu

by allanlutz-gatortamer July 7, 2014

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Aurora Missouri

65605. By far the stinkiest town in Missouri due to the mill located next to the Junior High. They are the Houn Dawgs (yes it's spelled like that) and they have football, basketball, volleyball, baseball (which have won state champs two times in a row), and soccer. The best restaurants there are Hog Tide which has a great variety of BBQ meals and Subway which we all know serves sandwiches. It has a wide variety of people, mostly fat christians. But all in all it's a great town.

Dude 1: I'm from Aurora Missouri home of the Houn Dawg
Dude 2: Isnt it spelled Hound Dog
Dude 1: Not in Aurora

by Yeeyeebrotha November 27, 2018

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branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.

i went to branson missouri last week

by kingjman73333 March 19, 2011

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Missouri Milkshake

The act of diarrheaing in someones mouth and making the gargle it.

John totally gave me the Missouri Milkshake last weekend, I especially liked swallowing his poop at the end when it was all churned up by my throat

by SexMachine69 March 15, 2008

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