what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children
what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet
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When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.
3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.
"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"
1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up
2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!
Wow -look at the top trucks seat - Cheryl really gets a moist sump when it comes on boost!
mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist
βthats mega moist dudeβ
βshe was mega moist for meβ