Random
Source Code
Random
A vicious move requiring great strength and more importantly a loose ass ho. You start having sex with a girl, get it all beat up like what, and then you just start fisting her. Stuff her like a turkey. Then just as she's about to come you pick her up with your hand inside of her and slam her down. Success.
Skank: Oooooo Ooooooooo Oooooo (that's moaning fools)
Me: Quit making so much noise or I'll hate slam you through the window!
86👍 23👎
A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.
Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.
Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...
10👍 1👎
The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.
I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...
14👍 2👎
Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".
We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.
31👍 7👎
Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!
This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
187👍 66👎
When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.
Dude, when I went to China I got a mongolian beef wrap. I added a bit of mayo to it.
42👍 15👎