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A supposedly mythical creature that causes lag. Said to have been only seen by veterans of the internets
Mommmmmmmmmy I had that nightmare again with the lag monster.. can I hug my modem...
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A villain that is the of the worst of the worst and sinks to the lowest of the lows..
Sosuke Aizen from Bleach is a complete monster, he does some truly vile things to Ichigo, his friends and even his own followers.
An indie folk/rock from Iceland. Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir is the lead vocalist and guitarist, along with Ragnar "Raggi" Þórhallsson. Their sound is very different and unique and is like a drug for your ears.
girl: Have you hear of Of Monsters and Men?
guy: no... are they a band? They sound like a bunch of fags.
girl: -pulls out gun and shoots him-
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A Mass Monster is a person who is consisted of nothing but pure hard gained muscle. They usually skip most of their classes and go out of their way to go to a school gym. The weight room is pretty much their second home.
What’s that clanging noise in the weight room? I thought it was closed.
Oh that’s probably just Elijah being a Mass Monster .
This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster
hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.
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the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look
"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"
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A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.
See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.
"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"
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