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Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

by Holawel December 10, 2010


Monty Ammar

The name for an elusive human species patchily distributed across the UK.

Considered the strongest, most intelligent and most visually appealing of all the humans.

IUCN status: Near Threatened

CITES APPENDIX 1

Monty Ammar is a fucking legend to be fair

by montyx23 March 24, 2023


fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021


Monti

Monti’s are usually a shy person but they have a sexy body and they attract alot of men, once you get to know them they open up and they are caring and lovely!

(1) person; Oh my god look a model!
(2) person; that’s definitely a monti.

by Savqiny August 13, 2023


Montis

A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice

"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"

by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022


Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018


monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020