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Of or relating to the Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ and the people of which it adheres to. They are the most lit church in the world like even better than Catholics because they got Studio C and BYU. What does the Catholic Church have? Notre Dame! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girl: Are you Mormon?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Nice.
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a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!
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Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.
Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.
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after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.
hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.
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In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.
(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."
(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"
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The term for those who belong to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. IT IS NOT A CULT.
If you're Mormon, you practice Mormonism. Mormonism is NOT a cult.
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A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.
I am a mormon. And i am proud of it.
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