Rural Dictionary

Morris Ball

A game of baseball invented by Morris Middleton. Played by the kids in his neighborhood, with him as coach. They will often try to hit him with a bat, but more often than not they won't. The idea of Morris Ball is to chase Morris with the bat and tag him with the ball, thus scoring a run. Whoever tags him the most times wins the game. This was first played in the Middleton's strip May 25, 2005.

Bryant: (walking down Nuthatch Lane and sees the Middleton's house. Hec is across from Bryant) Hey Hec, let's go scare Morris. Let's play Morris Ball!!!

Hec: You're on!! I used to play baseball a lot when I was a kid. Memphis Redbirds, remember?

Bryant: (chanting) I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris. I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris!

Hec: Okay, but let's be quiet so he doesn't see. (takes his baseball bat and sneaks up behind Morris tagging him)

Morris: (turns around scared) What did you do that for? Were you playing Morris Ball?

Bryant: We sure were! We just wanted to scare you.

Morris: Well, you sure scared me. Want to chase me? Try to tag me again. (he runs off laughing)

Hec: Watch out, he's sneaky! We're gonna have to get up really close to him. (starts laughing)

Bryant: (runs up behind Morris) Boo!!!! Gotcha again! Now isn't this fun?

Morris: Yes! It sure is. We'll have to teach this one to mom. She'd love it!

Bryant: Gunny Granny? She coaches this dang stuff. She wouldn't want to play it. But then again, she's probably scream if we tagged her.

Beatrice: (hearing Bryant) Who says I wouldn't want to play that. Looks like fun, honey. Can I play the next game with you, too?

Bryant: Anytime. Morris Ball is awesome.

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 19, 2011

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aaron morris

an unfunny cunt gozzler.

'Did you see the comedian at the comedy club last night?'

'Yes, he was almost as shit as Aaron Morris'

by Hz132 September 24, 2014

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Phillip Morris

When a male, giving oral pleasure to a female, is dipping or chewing (i.e. Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly etc.) and leaves the product inside the female's vaginal cavity.

Rex used The Phillip Morris technique when he left his dip inside her, gotta spit it somewhere.

by Fecelphobia May 13, 2008

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learinzo morris

the fines,pimpest,most fittedest n*gga around.he is littiraly the young allen iverson.M.A.I.(miny allen iverson) is his nick name at school.he is also a rapper in a group called city boyz

you acted learinzo morris when you became a pimp curtis

by B-Dizzy a.k.a. M.A.I April 29, 2005

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