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mountain cow

A huge cow that is very very hairy and lives in the mountains. They have huge horns and make dinosaur noises.

That big mountain cow ate my phone.

by Bob is always right November 22, 2016


Mountain Falling

The act of intentionally (or unintentionally) rolling down the side of a mountain.

*Mountain Falling is extremely dangerous and should only be performed by trained professionals. It may result in serious injury or death.

The concept is simple:
As in Mountain Running, you must get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary...Fall down it.

This can be accomplished in a number of ways:
1) A wave of insanity mixed with a feeling invincibility may overcome rationality, resulting in throwing yourself down the side of a mountain.
2) One may simply slip and fall.
3) An inexperienced "Mountain Runner" may fail to keep their body upright while taking part in Mountain Running.

100% chance of injury unless wearing appropriate gear.

Invetned at the summit of Peak 8, Breckenridge, Colorado - August 14, 2010 (Two days after the invention of Mountain Running). While decending from the peak, two hikers spotted a large snow bank. After taking part in a mid-summer snowball fight, one curious hiker decided to venture down the side of the snow field. He slipped & proceeded to slide over the edge, plummeting down the 35 foot, 70 degree slope. After falling, bouncing & tumbling down the snow slide, the hiker rolled another 20 feet through a bed of rocks before coming to an abrupt stop. Miraculously, he stood up, brushed himself off & began to laugh as he realized his sunglasses had stayed on the entire time. The only injuries suffered were a few scrapes & bruises.

Hiker A:
"Oh S#;t! This is a steep snow bank! Maybe I can try walking dow-(*slip*) Whoops!"

Hiker B
(after discovering his friend survived the fall):
"Hahahaha! That was some pretty intense Mountain Falling right there!"

When falling down the side of a mountain, one is experiencing Mountain Falling.

by B-Stan:Pridge-Bizkit August 15, 2010


Alabama mountain

When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest

Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night

by Kirstc3 October 2, 2021


Down a Mountain

Relative to being Down Bad
but much worse

i dropped all my weed, im down a mountain

by KPwastaken May 1, 2021


mountain casual

A dress code term commonly used in ski resorts and weddings in locations such as Colorado. Slightly dressed down from business casual, it typically allows for functional footwear, jeans, and a collared shirt. A tie would rarely be worn, but a sport coat would be acceptable.

The invitation suggested mountain casual, so I'm wearing Timberlands and jeans.

by OhFee June 3, 2016


dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 14, 2011


King of the Mountain

A childhood game where kids climb a pile of snow and try to be the only person standing on top. Kids push each other down the snow pile and tries to get to the top to push the "King" off so they can be the new king.. until someone pushes them off. Quite dangerous. Many injuries may occur, depending on icyness of snow pile and violence level of children participating.

"Krista, come outside, hurry! The neighborhood kids are playing King of the Mountain!"

"I got a bloody nose playing King of the Mountain. Totally worth it."

by straightupBA February 9, 2010

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