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When you place a computer on your partner's back so that you can play WoW and fuck them at the same time.
"Sorry for wiping the raid guys. I'm epic mounting right now and I got a little distracted."
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the biggest mountain in the world, located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. Fatter and heavier than any other moutain.
Holy crap, have you seen mount weber?? its fucking huge!!
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Mount Vernon is a town split in half. A bridge divides this 4 square mile town between a ghetto and a pretty nice surburban neighborhood. Unlike some of the definitions of my counterparts, the dividing line is not black/white, it is between urban/surburban. My whole family is "white" and I grew up on the ghetto side. So, by default, there must be more than one or two white people. Sorry guys your definition is inaccurate.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon is the exact opposite of some of its neighboring towns. You have to work harder when your from Mount Vernon to get certain places, but it is worth it. Mount Vernonites learn the value of hard work.
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The act and/or result of a man taking such a large shit that it ice-creams beyond the water level while simultaneously pushing against the ejaculatory gland in the rectum hard enough to make the man ejaculate(cum like a stallion) on the peak of the newly formed shit mountain, creating a brown and white massive volcano shit
"Babe you aren't gonna believe I the dump just unloaded! I think I'll call it Mount Vesuvius."
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Mount Olive is a suburb in Morris county New Jersey including two towns; Budd Lake and Flanders; where all the kids feel the need to act all gangster and smoke weed like crazy. There's not even a true MOUNTAIN in Mount Olive, just some midget ass hill that they decided to name the district after. Every kid in MO knows where to get some pot if they really need it. The high school sucks; the inside looks like some psych ward and anyone that goes there knows that "The choice.. is yours." Don't get me started on the football team. Mount Olive has the most pride out there, yet the football team sucks balls and never wins. Ever. I usually end up cheering for the other team at the football games and pretend like I don't live in MO, because I am quite ashamed of it. Everyone shows up to the games despite the fact though; most kids smoke or the girls give blow jobs out in the woods there. The cops are all assholes that don't have anything better to do except harass the teenagers. Oh, if you're not in Dunkin Donuts, you arent cool, and if you don't walk everywhere, you're not cool either. 8th graders have been suspended for sending out nude pics of their flat chested selves, and they're more likely to get pregnant than anyone else in MO. Basically, if you're planning on moving to Mount Olive, I highly suggest you DON'T.
"Mount Olive? That sounds like a nice place..."
"You must be high fool..."
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When you shove a fleshlight into your partners ass and proceed to use it till orgasm
Mark: Maddy, wanna try a Maryland Mount tonght?
Maddy: Mmmmm~ Gladly!
A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.
Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.
Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh