i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck
Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.
When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area
Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
The state of intoxication that is considerably worse than drunk, smashed, blind, sloshed and hammed. For one to be muck eyed they need to have had consumed at least 10 alcoholic drinks within the hour and have to have a blood alcohol level of 0.12
There is some cases of people getting that Muck-eyed that they even put on a pair of shorts to continue drinking know as muck-shorts see muck-shorts
Bill was so Muck-Eyed he tried to punch on with his cat.
Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"
John: Hey you're gf's breaking up with you.
Jack: Muck Fuffin!
That mystery muck that you find caked on your pants and shoes after a good rave. Typically a dark red color.
Look at my fucking shoes! I saw Steve Aoki last night and my brand new Nikes are covered in rave muck!
To slay with your tongue,
To eat pussy
Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick
A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.
"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"
"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."
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