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A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.
Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!
Mike 2: Dude what???
Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.
Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!
When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.
I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.
The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager
I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide
when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.
jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"
When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you
Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh
The act of shoving a funnel into a urethra and defecating into the funnel.
Did you hear Stacy got mad at Matt and gave him a Yellow Mudslide in his sleep?
The act of pulling ones dick out after anal sex , resulting in brown liquid to spill forth like a mudslide
After a night of drinking and anal pleasure she made a Cincinnati mudslide all over the bed