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1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.
2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.
3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!
She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things
jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse
mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!
A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse
My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.
The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
This motherfucker is a creek mule.
Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
When my penis popped out of my boxers I said “oh no, the briar mule has escaped!”
a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
we all love muffin, muffin the mule.
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