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An extremely vigorous and/or hurried handjob.
(Walking into an Asian massage parlor)
Hi I've only got 15 minutes until I need to be back at work - how much to skip the massage and just load my musket?
A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
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When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader
Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader
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A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.
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When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?
Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.