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You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021


Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.

Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.

by schobalt April 22, 2020


Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.

by BlueNipple November 10, 2013


Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 25, 2020


MUTE main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 25, 2020


The Ruinxix Mute

The Ruinxix Mute was established on July 4th, 2024; It was established because he was chat flooding with a Wikipedia description about the Chrysler 440 V8, which everyone found atrocious and offensive to the Solar Realms minecraft server.

Oh my god, he's talking about the Chrysler 440 V8! CALL FOR THE RUINXIX MUTE!

by Sunsetty July 4, 2024


Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 19, 2022