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Mute Ringo's Mic

A concept that refers to back-up instrument players with their microphones being muted. They will be shown singing and playing their drums, piano, or guitar and singing back-up for the lead singer. However they probably don't sing very well, so the lead singer mutes their microphone to insure a good overall performance. We use Ringo Star as an example because he is the least preferred of any of the Beatles and he had the worst singing voice of any of them.

Lead singer 1: Dude our drummer has such a bad voice

Lead singer 2: Yeah, why do we give him a microphone anyway?

Lead singer 1: I don't know but we should mute Ringo's mic.

Lead singer 2: Hah, so he'll think he's singing when he's really not?

Lead singer 1: Exactly!

by hedecky May 06, 2011


muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 07, 2008


mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004


Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.

An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.

by Del Ritchie February 18, 2022


mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 19, 2024


Mute R6

An absolute beauty of an operator in rainbow six siege when i roll up on defence with my mute elite i feel confident that i'm going to clutch a 1 v 5 but some people are haters and can't handle the heat of my M950A1 shotgun

Mute R6 is the best

by Insane Jarvis December 07, 2020


muted knots

Muted Knot is a nick name of some one who is damaged but very humble in difficult situation some says he’s higher connected with the spiritual world as well nothing like a god but have out of this world critical thinking skills

Dude a muted knot is something like a Undefeated thinker I wouldn’t play with that !!

A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot

by 1BandSpeaking September 01, 2022