Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
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When someone says something so ridiculous bringing about disbelief to the extent where people around have no other choice but to shake their head in an aggressive fashion such that the shaking trickles down to the balls.
Goddamn it Chad, I told you not to drink all of the fucking liquor while we're out there hunting on the dance floor...shaking my balls (SMB)
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Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)
Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!
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Up in someone's business, getting on someone's case, harping on someone, aggressively invasive or pursuant. Can be used to mean a woman whose aggressively pursuing a man. Can also be said all over my balls or just on my balls, or in terms of get off my balls or get off my back
My landlord was all up on my balls for the rent this month, dude needs to chill out
Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party
Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry
Dude, get off my balls about it
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Means leave me alone and quit harassing me.
Hey woman, quit swingin my balls.
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A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.
Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.
Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!
To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.
Oh no...we have to go.
What do you mean we have to go?
I just buttered the back of my balls man.